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  Sam’l had the goodwill of T’nowhead’s wife, who liked a polite man. Sanders did his best, but from want of practice he constantly made mistakes. Tonight, for instance, he wore his hat in the house because he did not like to put up his hand and take it off. T’nowhead had not taken his off either, but that was because he meant to go out by and by and lock the byre door. It was impossible to say which of her lovers Bell preferred. The proper course with an Auld Licht lassie was to prefer the man who proposed to her.

  “Ye’ll bide a wee, an’ hae something to eat?” Lisbeth asked Sam’l, with her eyes on the goblet.

  “No, I thank ye,” said Sam’l, with true genteelity.

  “Ye’ll better?”

  “I dinna think it.”

  “Hoots aye; what’s to hender ye?”

  “Weel, since ye’re sae pressin’, I’ll bide.”

  No one asked Sanders to stay. Bell could not, for she was but the servant, and T’nowhead knew that the kick his wife had given him meant that he was not to do so either. Sanders whistled to show that he was not uncomfortable.

  “Ay, then, I’ll be stappin’ ower the brae,” he said at last.

  He did not go, however. There was sufficient pride in him to get him off his chair, but only slowly, for he had to get accustomed to the notion of going. At intervals of two or three minutes he remarked that he must now be going. In the same circumstances Sam’l would have acted similarly. For a Thrums man it is one of the hardest things in life to get away from anywhere.

  At last Lisbeth saw that something must be done. The potatoes were burning, and T’nowhead had an invitation on his tongue.

  “Yes, I’ll hae to be movin’,” said Sanders, hopelessly, for the fifth time.

  “Guid nicht to ye, then, Sanders,” said Lisbeth. “Gie the door a fling-to, ahent ye.”

  Sanders, with a mighty effort, pulled himself together. He looked boldly at Bell, and then took off his hat carefully. Sam’l saw with misgivings that there was something in it which was not a handkerchief. It was a paper bag glittering with gold braid, and contained such an assortment of sweets as lads bought for their lasses on the Muckle Friday.

  “Hae, Bell,” said Sanders, handing the bag to Bell in an off-hand way as if it were but a trifle. Nevertheless he was a little excited, for he went off without saying goodnight.

  No one spoke. Bell’s face was crimson. T’nowhead fidgetted on his chair, and Lisbeth looked at Sam’l. The weaver was strangely calm and collected, though he would have liked to know whether this was a proposal.

  “Sit in by to the table, Sam’l,” said Lisbeth, trying to look as if things were as they had been before.

  She put a saucerful of butter, salt, and pepper near the fire to melt, for melted butter is the shoeing-horn that helps over a meal of potatoes. Sam’l, however, saw what the hour required, and jumping up, he seized his bonnet.

  “Hing the tatties higher up the joist, Lisbeth,” he said with dignity; “I’se be back in ten meenits.”

  He hurried out of the house, leaving the others looking at each other.

  “What do ye think?” asked Lisbeth.

  “I d’na kin,” faltered Bell.

  “Thae tatties is lang o’ comin’ to the boil,” said T’nowhead.

  In some circles a lover who behaved like Sam’l would have been suspected of intent upon his rival’s life, but neither Bell nor Lisbeth did the weaver that injustice. In a case of this kind it does not much matter what T’nowhead thought.

  The ten minutes had barely passed when Sam’l was back in the farm kitchen. He was too flurried to knock this time, and, indeed, Lisbeth did not expect it of him.

  “Bell, hae!” he cried, handing his sweetheart a tinsel bag twice the size of Sanders’s gift.

  “Losh preserve’s!” exclaimed Lisbeth; “I’se warrant there’s a shillin’s worth.”

  “There’s a’ that, Lisbeth — an’ mair,” said Sam’l, firmly.

  “I thank ye, Sam’l,” said Bell, feeling an unwonted elation as she gazed at the two paper bags in her lap.

  “Ye’re ower extravegint, Sam’l,” Lisbeth said.

  “Not at all,” said Sam’l; “not at all. But I widna advise ye to eat thae ither anes, Bell — they’re second quality.”

  Bell drew back a step from Sam’l.

  “How do ye kin?” asked the farmer shortly, for he liked Sanders.

  “I spiered i’ the shop,” said Sam’l.

  The goblet was placed on a broken plate on the table with the saucer beside it, and Sam’l, like the others, helped himself. What he did was to take potatoes from the pot with his fingers, peel off their coats, and then dip them into the butter. Lisbeth would have liked to provide knives and forks, but she knew that beyond a certain point T’nowhead was master in his own house. As for Sam’l, he felt victory in his hands, and began to think that he had gone too far.

  In the meantime Sanders, little witting that Sam’l had trumped his trick, was sauntering along the kirkwynd, with his hat on the side of his head. Fortunately he did not meet the minister.

  The courting of T’nowhead’s Bell reached its crisis one Sabbath about a month after the events above recorded. The minister was in great force that day, but it is no part of mine to tell how he bore himself. I was there, and am not likely to forget the scene. It was a fateful Sabbath for T’nowhead’s Bell and her swains, and destined to be remembered for the painful scandal which they perpetrated in their passion.

  Bell was not in the kirk. There being an infant of six months in the house it was a question of either Lisbeth or the lassie’s staying at home with him, and though Lisbeth was unselfish in a general way, she could not resist the delight of going to church. She had nine children besides the baby, and being but a woman, it was the pride of her life to march them into the T’nowhead pew, so well watched that they dared not misbehave, and so tightly packed that they could not fall. The congregation looked at that pew, the mothers enviously, when they sang the lines —

  “Jerusalem like a city is

  Compactly built together.”

  The first half of the service had been gone through on this particular Sunday without anything remarkable happening. It was at the end of the psalm which preceded the sermon that Sanders Elshioner, who sat near the door, lowered his head until it was no higher than the pews, and in that attitude, looking almost like a four-footed animal, slipped out of the church. In their eagerness to be at the sermon many of the congregation did not notice him, and those who did put the matter by in their minds for future investigation. Sam’l, however, could not take it so coolly. From his seat in the gallery he saw Sanders disappear, and his mind misgave him. With the true lover’s instinct he understood it all. Sanders had been struck by the fine turn-out in the T’nowhead pew. Bell was alone at the farm. What an opportunity to work one’s way up to a proposal. T’nowhead was so overrun with children that such a chance seldom occurred, except on a Sabbath. Sanders, doubtless, was off to propose, and he, Sam’l, was left behind.

  The suspense was terrible. Sam’l and Sanders had both known all along that Bell would take the first of the two who asked her. Even those who thought her proud admitted that she was modest. Bitterly the weaver repented having waited so long. Now it was too late. In ten minutes Sanders would be at T’nowhead; in an hour all would be over. Sam’l rose to his feet in a daze. His mother pulled him down by the coattail, and his father shook him, thinking he was walking in his sleep. He tottered past them, however, hurried up the aisle, which was so narrow that Dan’l Ross could only reach his seat by walking sideways, and was gone before the minister could do more than stop in the middle of a whirl and gape in horror after him.

  A number of the congregation felt that day the advantage of sitting in the laft. What was a mystery to those downstairs was revealed to them. From the gallery windows they had a fine open view to the south; and as Sam’l took the common, which was a short cut though a steep ascent, to T’nowhead, he was never out of their line o
f vision. Sanders was not to be seen, but they guessed rightly the reason why. Thinking he had ample time, he had gone round by the main road to save his boots — perhaps a little scared by what was coming. Sam’l’s design was to forestall him by taking the shorter path over the burn and up the commonty.

  It was a race for a wife, and several onlookers in the gallery braved the minister’s displeasure to see who won. Those who favoured Sam’l’s suit exultingly saw him leap the stream, while the friends of Sanders fixed their eyes on the top of the common where it ran into the road. Sanders must come into sight there, and the one who reached this point first would get Bell.

  As Auld Lichts do not walk abroad on the Sabbath, Sanders would probably not be delayed. The chances were in his favour. Had it been any other day in the week Sam’l might have run. So some of the congregation in the gallery were thinking, when suddenly they saw him bend low and then take to his heels. He had caught sight of Sanders’s head bobbing over the hedge that separated the road from the common, and feared that Sanders might see him. The congregation who could crane their necks sufficiently saw a black object, which they guessed to be the carter’s hat, crawling along the hedge-top. For a moment it was motionless, and then it shot ahead. The rivals had seen each other. It was now a hot race. Sam’l, dissembling no longer, clattered up the common, becoming smaller and smaller to the onlookers as he neared the top. More than one person in the gallery almost rose to their feet in their excitement. Sam’l had it. No, Sanders was in front. Then the two figures disappeared from view. They seemed to run into each other at the top of the brae, and no one could say who was first. The congregation looked at one another. Some of them perspired. But the minister held on his course.

  Sam’l had just been in time to cut Sanders out. It was the weaver’s saving that Sanders saw this when his rival turned the corner; for Sam’l was sadly blown. Sanders took in the situation and gave in at once. The last hundred yards of the distance he covered at his leisure, and when he arrived at his destination he did not go in. It was a fine afternoon for the time of year, and he went round to have a look at the pig, about which T’nowhead was a little sinfully puffed up.

  “Ay,” said Sanders, digging his fingers critically into the grunting animal; “quite so.”

  “Grumph,” said the pig, getting reluctantly to his feet.

  “Ou ay; yes,” said Sanders, thoughtfully.

  Then he sat down on the edge of the sty, and looked long and silently at an empty bucket. But whether his thoughts were of T’nowhead’s Bell, whom he had lost for ever, or of the food the farmer fed his pig on, is not known.

  “Lord preserve’s! Are ye no at the kirk?” cried Bell, nearly dropping the baby as Sam’l broke into the room.

  “Bell!” cried Sam’l.

  Then T’nowhead’s Bell knew that her hour had come.

  “Sam’l,” she faltered.

  “Will ye hae’s Bell?” demanded Sam’l, glaring at her sheepishly.

  “Ay,” answered Bell.

  Sam’l fell into a chair.

  “Bring’s a drink o’ water, Bell,” he said.

  But Bell thought the occasion required milk, and there was none in the kitchen. She went out to the byre, still with the baby in her arms, and saw Sanders Elshioner sitting gloomily on the pigsty.

  “Weel, Bell,” said Sanders.

  “I thocht ye’d been at the kirk, Sanders,” said Bell.

  Then there was a silence between them.

  “Has Sam’l spiered ye, Bell?” asked Sanders, stolidly.

  “Ay,” said Bell again, and this time there was a tear in her eye. Sanders was little better than an “orra man,” and Sam’l was a weaver, and yet —— But it was too late now. Sanders gave the pig a vicious poke with a stick, and when it had ceased to grunt, Bell was back in the kitchen. She had forgotten about the milk, however, and Sam’l only got water after all.

  In after days, when the story of Bell’s wooing was told, there were some who held that the circumstances would have almost justified the lassie in giving Sam’l the go-by. But these perhaps forgot that her other lover was in the same predicament as the accepted one — that of the two, indeed, he was the more to blame, for he set off to T’nowhead on the Sabbath of his own accord, while Sam’l only ran after him. And then there is no one to say for certain whether Bell heard of her suitors’ delinquencies until Lisbeth’s return from the kirk. Sam’l could never remember whether he told her, and Bell was not sure whether, if he did, she took it in. Sanders was greatly in demand for weeks after to tell what he knew of the affair, but though he was twice asked to tea to the manse among the trees, and subjected thereafter to ministerial crossexaminations, this is all he told. He remained at the pigsty until Sam’l left the farm, when he joined him at the top of the brae, and they went home together.

  “It’s yersel, Sanders,” said Sam’l.

  “It is so, Sam’l,” said Sanders.

  “Very cauld,” said Sam’l.

  “Blawy,” assented Sanders.

  After a pause —

  “Sam’l,” said Sanders.

  “Ay.”

  “I’m hearin’ yer to be mairit.”

  “Ay.”

  “Weel, Sam’l, she’s a snod bit lassie.”

  “Thank ye,” said Sam’l.

  “I had ance a kin’ o’ notion o’ Bell mysel,” continued Sanders.

  “Ye had?”

  “Yes, Sam’l; but I thocht better o’t.”

  “Hoo d’ye mean?” asked Sam’l, a little anxiously.

  “Weel, Sam’l, mairitch is a terrible responsibeelity.”

  “It is so,” said Sam’l, wincing.

  “An’ no the thing to tak up withoot conseederation.”

  “But it’s a blessed and honourable state, Sanders; ye’ve heard the minister on’t.”

  “They say,” continued the relentless Sanders, “‘at the minister doesna get on sair wi’ the wife himsel.”

  “So they do,” cried Sam’l, with a sinking at the heart.

  “I’ve been telt,” Sanders went on, “‘at gin ye can get the upper han’ o’ the wife for a while at first, there’s the mair chance o’ a harmonious exeestence.”

  “Bell’s no the lassie,” said Sam’l, appealingly, “to thwart her man.”

  Sanders smiled.

  “D’ ye think she is, Sanders?”

  “Weel, Sam’l, I d’na want to fluster ye, but she’s been ower lang wi’ Lisbeth Fargus no to hae learnt her ways. An a’body kins what a life T’nowhead has wi’ her.”

  “Guid sake, Sanders, hoo did ye no speak o’ this afore?”

  “I thocht ye kent o’t, Sam’l.”

  They had now reached the square, and the U. P. kirk was coming out. The Auld Licht kirk would be half an hour yet.

  “But, Sanders,” said Sam’l, brightening up, “ye was on yer way to spier her yersel.”

  “I was, Sam’l,” said Sanders, “and I canna but be thankfu ye was ower quick for’s.”

  “Gin’t hadna been you,” said Sam’l, “I wid never hae thocht o’t.”

  “I’m sayin’ naething agin Bell,” pursued the other, “but, man Sam’l, a body should be mair deleeberate in a thing o’ the kind.”

  “It was michty hurried,” said Sam’l, woefully.

  “It’s a serious thing to spier a lassie,” said Sanders.

  “It’s an awfu thing,” said Sam’l.

  “But we’ll hope for the best,” added Sanders, in a hopeless voice.

  They were close to the Tenements now, and Sam’l looked as if he were on his way to be hanged.

  “Sam’l?”

  “Ay, Sanders.”

  “Did ye — did ye kiss her, Sam’l?”

  “Na.”

  “Hoo?”

  “There’s was varra little time, Sanders.”

  “Half an ‘oor,” said Sanders.

  “Was there? Man Sanders, to tell ye the truth, I never thocht o’t.”

  Then the soul of Sanders
Elshioner was filled with contempt for Sam’l Dickie.

  The scandal blew over. At first it was expected that the minister would interfere to prevent the union, but beyond intimating from the pulpit that the souls of Sabbath-breakers were beyond praying for, and then praying for Sam’l and Sanders at great length, with a word thrown in for Bell, he let things take their course. Some said it was because he was always frightened lest his young men should intermarry with other denominations, but Sanders explained it differently to Sam’l.

  “I hav’na a word to say agin the minister,” he said; “they’re gran’ prayers, but Sam’l, he’s a mairit man himsel.”

  “He’s a’ the better for that, Sanders, is’na he?”

  “Do ye no see,” asked Sanders, compassionately, “‘at he’s tryin’ to mak the best o’t?”

  “Oh, Sanders, man!” said Sam’l.

  “Cheer up, Sam’l,” said Sanders, “it’ll sune be ower.”

  Their having been rival suitors had not interfered with their friendship. On the contrary, while they had hitherto been mere acquaintances, they became inseparables as the wedding-day drew near. It was noticed that they had much to say to each other, and that when they could not get a room to themselves they wandered about together in the churchyard. When Sam’l had anything to tell Bell he sent Sanders to tell it, and Sanders did as he was bid. There was nothing that he would not have done for Sam’l.

  The more obliging Sanders was, however, the sadder Sam’l grew. He never laughed now on Saturdays, and sometimes his loom was silent half the day. Sam’l felt that Sanders’s was the kindness of a friend for a dying man.