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  Eileen had long white hands. One evening when playing tig she had put her hands over his eyes: long and white and thin and cold and soft. That was ivory: a cold white thing. That was the meaning of TOWER OF IVORY.

  — The story is very short and sweet, Mr Casey said. It was one day down in Arklow, a cold bitter day, not long before the chief died. May God have mercy on him!

  He closed his eyes wearily and paused. Mr Dedalus took a bone from his plate and tore some meat from it with his teeth, saying:

  — Before he was killed, you mean.

  Mr Casey opened his eyes, sighed and went on:

  — It was down in Arklow one day. We were down there at a meeting and after the meeting was over we had to make our way to the railway station through the crowd. Such booing and baaing, man, you never heard. They called us all the names in the world. Well there was one old lady, and a drunken old harridan she was surely, that paid all her attention to me. She kept dancing along beside me in the mud bawling and screaming into my face: PRIEST-HUNTER! THE PARIS FUNDS! MR FOX! KITTY O’SHEA!

  — And what did you do, John? asked Mr Dedalus.

  — I let her bawl away, said Mr Casey. It was a cold day and to keep up my heart I had (saving your presence, ma’am) a quid of Tullamore in my mouth and sure I couldn’t say a word in any case because my mouth was full of tobacco juice.

  — Well, John?

  — Well. I let her bawl away, to her heart’s content, KITTY O’SHEA and the rest of it till at last she called that lady a name that I won’t sully this Christmas board nor your ears, ma’am, nor my own lips by repeating.

  He paused. Mr Dedalus, lifting his head from the bone, asked:

  — And what did you do, John?

  — Do! said Mr Casey. She stuck her ugly old face up at me when she said it and I had my mouth full of tobacco juice. I bent down to her and PHTH! says I to her like that.

  He turned aside and made the act of spitting.

  — PHTH! says I to her like that, right into her eye.

  He clapped his hand to his eye and gave a hoarse scream of pain.

  — O JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH! says she. I’M BLINDED! I’M BLINDED AND DROWNDED!

  He stopped in a fit of coughing and laughter, repeating:

  — I’M BLINDED ENTIRELY.

  Mr Dedalus laughed loudly and lay back in his chair while uncle Charles swayed his head to and fro.

  Dante looked terribly angry and repeated while they laughed:

  — Very nice! Ha! Very nice!

  It was not nice about the spit in the woman’s eye.

  But what was the name the woman had called Kitty O’Shea that Mr Casey would not repeat? He thought of Mr Casey walking through the crowds of people and making speeches from a wagonette. That was what he had been in prison for and he remembered that one night Sergeant O’Neill had come to the house and had stood in the hall, talking in a low voice with his father and chewing nervously at the chinstrap of his cap. And that night Mr Casey had not gone to Dublin by train but a car had come to the door and he had heard his father say something about the Cabinteely road.

  He was for Ireland and Parnell and so was his father: and so was Dante too for one night at the band on the esplanade she had hit a gentleman on the head with her umbrella because he had taken off his hat when the band played GOD SAVE THE QUEEN at the end.

  Mr Dedalus gave a snort of contempt.

  — Ah, John, he said. It is true for them. We are an unfortunate priest-ridden race and always were and always will be till the end of the chapter.

  Uncle Charles shook his head, saying:

  — A bad business! A bad business!

  Mr Dedalus repeated:

  — A priest-ridden Godforsaken race!

  He pointed to the portrait of his grandfather on the wall to his right.

  — Do you see that old chap up there, John? he said. He was a good Irishman when there was no money in the job. He was condemned to death as a whiteboy. But he had a saying about our clerical friends, that he would never let one of them put his two feet under his mahogany.

  Dante broke in angrily:

  — If we are a priest-ridden race we ought to be proud of it! They are the apple of God’s eye. TOUCH THEM NOT, says Christ, FOR THEY ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE.

  — And can we not love our country then? asked Mr Casey. Are we not to follow the man that was born to lead us?

  — A traitor to his country! replied Dante. A traitor, an adulterer! The priests were right to abandon him. The priests were always the true friends of Ireland.

  — Were they, faith? said Mr Casey.

  He threw his fist on the table and, frowning angrily, protruded one finger after another.

  — Didn’t the bishops of Ireland betray us in the time of the union when Bishop Lanigan presented an address of loyalty to the Marquess Cornwallis? Didn’t the bishops and priests sell the aspirations of their country in 1829 in return for catholic emancipation? Didn’t they denounce the fenian movement from the pulpit and in the confession box? And didn’t they dishonour the ashes of Terence Bellew MacManus?

  His face was glowing with anger and Stephen felt the glow rise to his own cheek as the spoken words thrilled him. Mr Dedalus uttered a guffaw of coarse scorn.

  — O, by God, he cried, I forgot little old Paul Cullen! Another apple of God’s eye!

  Dante bent across the table and cried to Mr Casey:

  — Right! Right! They were always right! God and morality and religion come first.

  Mrs Dedalus, seeing her excitement, said to her:

  — Mrs Riordan, don’t excite yourself answering them.

  — God and religion before everything! Dante cried. God and religion before the world.

  Mr Casey raised his clenched fist and brought it down on the table with a crash.

  — Very well then, he shouted hoarsely, if it comes to that, no God for Ireland!

  — John! John! cried Mr Dedalus, seizing his guest by the coat sleeve.

  Dante stared across the table, her cheeks shaking. Mr Casey struggled up from his chair and bent across the table towards her, scraping the air from before his eyes with one hand as though he were tearing aside a cobweb.

  — No God for Ireland! he cried. We have had too much God In Ireland. Away with God!

  — Blasphemer! Devil! screamed Dante, starting to her feet and almost spitting in his face.

  Uncle Charles and Mr Dedalus pulled Mr Casey back into his chair again, talking to him from both sides reasonably. He stared before him out of his dark flaming eyes, repeating:

  — Away with God, I say!

  Dante shoved her chair violently aside and left the table, upsetting her napkin-ring which rolled slowly along the carpet and came to rest against the foot of an easy-chair. Mrs Dedalus rose quickly and followed her towards the door. At the door Dante turned round violently and shouted down the room, her cheeks flushed and quivering with rage:

  — Devil out of hell! We won! We crushed him to death! Fiend!

  The door slammed behind her.

  Mr Casey, freeing his arms from his holders, suddenly bowed his head on his hands with a sob of pain.

  — Poor Parnell! he cried loudly. My dead king!

  He sobbed loudly and bitterly.

  Stephen, raising his terror-stricken face, saw that his father’s eyes were full of tears.

  * * *

  The fellows talked together in little groups.

  One fellow said:

  — They were caught near the Hill of Lyons.

  — Who caught them?

  — Mr Gleeson and the minister. They were on a car. The same fellow added:

  — A fellow in the higher line told me.

  Fleming asked:

  — But why did they run away, tell us?

  — I know why, Cecil Thunder said. Because they had fecked cash out of the rector’s room.

  — Who fecked it?

  — Kickham’s brother. And they all went shares in it.

  — But
that was stealing. How could they have done that?

  — A fat lot you know about it, Thunder! Wells said. I know why they scut.

  — Tell us why.

  — I was told not to, Wells said.

  — O, go on, Wells, all said. You might tell us. We won’t let it out.

  Stephen bent forward his head to hear. Wells looked round to see if anyone was coming. Then he said secretly:

  — You know the altar wine they keep in the press in the sacristy?

  — Yes.

  — Well, they drank that and it was found out who did it by the smell. And that’s why they ran away, if you want to know.

  And the fellow who had spoken first said:

  — Yes, that’s what I heard too from the fellow in the higher line.

  The fellows all were silent. Stephen stood among them, afraid to speak, listening. A faint sickness of awe made him feel weak. How could they have done that? He thought of the dark silent sacristy. There were dark wooden presses there where the crimped surplices lay quietly folded. It was not the chapel but still you had to speak under your breath. It was a holy place. He remembered the summer evening he had been there to be dressed as boatbearer, the evening of the Procession to the little altar in the wood. A strange and holy place. The boy that held the censer had swung it lifted by the middle chain to keep the coals lighting. That was called charcoal: and it had burned quietly as the fellow had swung it gently and had given off a weak sour smell. And then when all were vested he had stood holding out the boat to the rector and the rector had put a spoonful of incense in it and it had hissed on the red coals.

  The fellows were talking together in little groups here and there on the playground. The fellows seemed to him to have grown smaller: that was because a sprinter had knocked him down the day before, a fellow out of second of grammar. He had been thrown by the fellow’s machine lightly on the cinder path and his spectacles had been broken in three pieces and some of the grit of the cinders had gone into his mouth.

  That was why the fellows seemed to him smaller and farther away and the goalposts so thin and far and the soft grey sky so high up. But there was no play on the football grounds for cricket was coming: and some said that Barnes would be prof and some said it would be Flowers. And all over the playgrounds they were playing rounders and bowling twisters and lobs. And from here and from there came the sounds of the cricket bats through the soft grey air. They said: pick, pack, pock, puck: little drops of water in a fountain slowly falling in the brimming bowl.

  Athy, who had been silent, said quietly:

  — You are all wrong.

  All turned towards him eagerly.

  — Why?

  — Do you know?

  — Who told you?

  — Tell us, Athy.

  Athy pointed across the playground to where Simon Moonan was walking by himself kicking a stone before him.

  — Ask him, he said.

  The fellows looked there and then said:

  — Why him?

  — Is he in it?

  Athy lowered his voice and said:

  — Do you know why those fellows scut? I will tell you but you must not let on you know.

  — Tell us, Athy. Go on. You might if you know.

  He paused for a moment and then said mysteriously:

  — They were caught with Simon Moonan and Tusker Boyle in the square one night.

  The fellows looked at him and asked:

  — Caught?

  — What doing?

  Athy said:

  — Smugging.

  All the fellows were silent: and Athy said:

  — And that’s why.

  Stephen looked at the faces of the fellows but they were all looking across the playground. He wanted to ask somebody about it. What did that mean about the smugging in the square? Why did the five fellows out of the higher line run away for that? It was a joke, he thought. Simon Moonan had nice clothes and one night he had shown him a ball of creamy sweets that the fellows of the football fifteen had rolled down to him along the carpet in the middle of the refectory when he was at the door. It was the night of the match against the Bective Rangers; and the ball was made just like a red and green apple only it opened and it was full of the creamy sweets. And one day Boyle had said that an elephant had two tuskers instead of two tusks and that was why he was called Tusker Boyle but some fellows called him Lady Boyle because he was always at his nails, paring them.

  Eileen had long thin cool white hands too because she was a girl. They were like ivory; only soft. That was the meaning of TOWER OF IVORY but protestants could not understand it and made fun of it. One day he had stood beside her looking into the hotel grounds. A waiter was running up a trail of bunting on the flagstaff and a fox terrier was scampering to and fro on the sunny lawn. She had put her hand into his pocket where his hand was and he had felt how cool and thin and soft her hand was. She had said that pockets were funny things to have: and then all of a sudden she had broken away and had run laughing down the sloping curve of the path. Her fair hair had streamed out behind her like gold in the sun. TOWER OF IVORY. HOUSE OF GOLD. By thinking of things you could understand them.

  But why in the square? You went there when you wanted to do something. It was all thick slabs of slate and water trickled all day out of tiny pinholes and there was a queer smell of stale water there. And behind the door of one of the closets there was a drawing in red pencil of a bearded man in a Roman dress with a brick in each hand and underneath was the name of the drawing:

  Balbus was building a wall.

  Some fellow had drawn it there for a cod. It had a funny face but it was very like a man with a beard. And on the wall of another closet there was written in backhand in beautiful writing:

  Julius Caesar wrote The Calico Belly.

  Perhaps that was why they were there because it was a place where some fellows wrote things for cod. But all the same it was queer what Athy said and the way he said it. It was not a cod because they had run away. He looked with the others across the playground and began to feel afraid.

  At last Fleming said:

  — And we are all to be punished for what other fellows did?

  — I won’t come back, see if I do, Cecil Thunder said. Three days’ silence in the refectory and sending us up for six and eight every minute.

  — Yes, said Wells. And old Barrett has a new way of twisting the note so that you can’t open it and fold it again to see how many ferulae you are to get. I won’t come back too.

  — Yes, said Cecil Thunder, and the prefect of studies was in second of grammar this morning.

  — Let us get up a rebellion, Fleming said. Will we?

  All the fellows were silent. The air was very silent and you could hear the cricket bats but more slowly than before: pick, pock.

  Wells asked:

  — What is going to be done to them?

  — Simon Moonan and Tusker are going to be flogged, Athy said, and the fellows in the higher line got their choice of flogging or being expelled.

  — And which are they taking? asked the fellow who had spoken first.

  — All are taking expulsion except Corrigan, Athy answered. He’s going to be flogged by Mr Gleeson.

  — I know why, Cecil Thunder said. He is right and the other fellows are wrong because a flogging wears off after a bit but a fellow that has been expelled from college is known all his life on account of it. Besides Gleeson won’t flog him hard.

  — It’s best of his play not to, Fleming said.

  — I wouldn’t like to be Simon Moonan and Tusker Cecil Thunder said. But I don’t believe they will be flogged. Perhaps they will be sent up for twice nine.

  — No, no, said Athy. They’ll both get it on the vital spot. Wells rubbed himself and said in a crying voice:

  — Please, sir, let me off!

  Athy grinned and turned up the sleeves of his jacket, saying:

  It can’t be helped;

  It must be done.

 
; So down with your breeches

  And out with your bum.

  The fellows laughed; but he felt that they were a little afraid. In the silence of the soft grey air he heard the cricket bats from here and from there: pock. That was a sound to hear but if you were hit then you would feel a pain. The pandybat made a sound too but not like that. The fellows said it was made of whalebone and leather with lead inside: and he wondered what was the pain like. There were different kinds of sounds. A long thin cane would have a high whistling sound and he wondered what was that pain like. It made him shivery to think of it and cold: and what Athy said too. But what was there to laugh at in it? It made him shivery: but that was because you always felt like a shiver when you let down your trousers. It was the same in the bath when you undressed yourself. He wondered who had to let them down, the master or the boy himself. O how could they laugh about it that way?

  He looked at Athy’s rolled-up sleeves and knuckly inky hands. He had rolled up his sleeves to show how Mr Gleeson would roll up his sleeves. But Mr Gleeson had round shiny cuffs and clean white wrists and fattish white hands and the nails of them were long and pointed. Perhaps he pared them too like Lady Boyle. But they were terribly long and pointed nails. So long and cruel they were, though the white fattish hands were not cruel but gentle. And though he trembled with cold and fright to think of the cruel long nails and of the high whistling sound of the cane and of the chill you felt at the end of your shirt when you undressed yourself yet he felt a feeling of queer quiet pleasure inside him to think of the white fattish hands, clean and strong and gentle. And he thought of what Cecil Thunder had said: that Mr Gleeson would not flog Corrigan hard. And Fleming had said he would not because it was best of his play not to. But that was not why

  A voice from far out on the playground cried: