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  William Humble, earl of Dudley, and lady Dudley, accompanied by lieutenantcolonel Heseltine, drove out after luncheon from the viceregal lodge. In the following carriage were the honourable Mrs Paget, Miss de Courcy and the honourable Gerald Ward A.D.C. in attendance.

  The cavalcade passed out by the lower gate of Phoenix park saluted by obsequious policemen and proceeded past Kingsbridge along the northern quays. The viceroy was most cordially greeted on his way through the metropolis. At Bloody bridge Mr Thomas Kernan beyond the river greeted him vainly from afar Between Queen’s and Whitworth bridges lord Dudley’s viceregal carriages passed and were unsaluted by Mr Dudley White, B. L., M. A., who stood on Arran quay outside Mrs M. E. White’s, the pawnbroker’s, at the corner of Arran street west stroking his nose with his forefinger, undecided whether he should arrive at Phibsborough more quickly by a triple change of tram or by hailing a car or on foot through Smithfield, Constitution hill and Broadstone terminus. In the porch of Four Courts Richie Goulding with the costbag of Goulding, Collis and Ward saw him with surprise. Past Richmond bridge at the doorstep of the office of Reuben J Dodd, solicitor, agent for the Patriotic Insurance Company, an elderly female about to enter changed her plan and retracing her steps by King’s windows smiled credulously on the representative of His Majesty. From its sluice in Wood quay wall under Tom Devan’s office Poddle river hung out in fealty a tongue of liquid sewage. Above the crossblind of the Ormond hotel, gold by bronze, Miss Kennedy’s head by Miss Douce’s head watched and admired. On Ormond quay Mr Simon Dedalus, steering his way from the greenhouse for the subsheriff’s office, stood still in midstreet and brought his hat low. His Excellency graciously returned Mr Dedalus’ greeting. From Cahill’s corner the reverend Hugh C. Love, M.A., made obeisance unperceived, mindful of lords deputies whose hands benignant had held of yore rich advowsons. On Grattan bridge Lenehan and M’Coy, taking leave of each other, watched the carriages go by. Passing by Roger Greene’s office and Dollard’s big red printinghouse Gerty MacDowell, carrying the Catesby’s cork lino letters for her father who was laid up, knew by the style it was the lord and lady lieutenant but she couldn’t see what Her Excellency had on because the tram and Spring’s big yellow furniture van had to stop in front of her on account of its being the lord lieutenant. Beyond Lundy Foot’s from the shaded door of Kavanagh’s winerooms John Wyse Nolan smiled with unseen coldness towards the lord lieutenantgeneral and general governor of Ireland. The Right Honourable William Humble, earl of Dudley, G. C. V. O., passed Micky Anderson’s all times ticking watches and Henry and James’s wax smartsuited freshcheeked models, the gentleman Henry, dernier cri James. Over against Dame gate Tom Rochford and Nosey Flynn watched the approach of the cavalcade. Tom Rochford, seeing the eyes of lady Dudley fixed on him, took his thumbs quickly out of the pockets of his claret waistcoat and doffed his cap to her. A charming soubrette, great Marie Kendall, with dauby cheeks and lifted skirt smiled daubily from her poster upon William Humble, earl of Dudley, and upon lieutenantcolonel H. G. Heseltine, and also upon the honourable Gerald Ward A. D. C. From the window of the D. B. C. Buck Mulligan gaily, and Haines gravely, gazed down on the viceregal equipage over the shoulders of eager guests, whose mass of forms darkened the chessboard whereon John Howard Parnell looked intently. In Fownes’s street Dilly Dedalus, straining her sight upward from Chardenal’s first French primer, saw sunshades spanned and wheelspokes spinning in the glare. John Henry Menton, filling the doorway of Commercial Buildings, stared from winebig oyster eyes, holding a fat gold hunter watch not looked at in his fat left hand not feeling it. Where the foreleg of King Billy’s horse pawed the air Mrs Breen plucked her hastening husband back from under the hoofs of the outriders. She shouted in his ear the tidings. Understanding, he shifted his tomes to his left breast and saluted the second carriage. The honourable Gerald Ward A.D.C., agreeably surprised, made haste to reply. At Ponsonby’s corner a jaded white flagon H. halted and four tallhatted white flagons halted behind him, E.L.Y’S, while outriders pranced past and carriages. Opposite Pigott’s music warerooms Mr Denis J Maginni, professor of dancing &c, gaily apparelled, gravely walked, outpassed by a viceroy and unobserved. By the provost’s wall came jauntily Blazes Boylan, stepping in tan shoes and socks with skyblue clocks to the refrain of My girl’s a Yorkshire girl.

  Blazes Boylan presented to the leaders’ skyblue frontlets and high action a skyblue tie, a widebrimmed straw hat at a rakish angle and a suit of indigo serge. His hands in his jacket pockets forgot to salute but he offered to the three ladies the bold admiration of his eyes and the red flower between his lips. As they drove along Nassau street His Excellency drew the attention of his bowing consort to the programme of music which was being discoursed in College park. Unseen brazen highland laddies blared and drumthumped after the cortège:

  But though she’s a factory lass

  And wears no fancy clothes.

  Baraabum.

  Yet I’ve a sort of a

  Yorkshire relish for

  My little Yorkshire rose.

  Baraabum.

  Thither of the wall the quartermile flat handicappers, M. C. Green, H. Shrift, T. M. Patey, C. Scaife, J. B. Jeffs, G. N. Morphy, F. Stevenson, C. Adderly and W. C. Huggard, started in pursuit. Striding past Finn’s hotel Cashel Boyle O’Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell stared through a fierce eyeglass across the carriages at the head of Mr M. E. Solomons in the window of the Austro-Hungarian viceconsulate. Deep in Leinster street by Trinity’s postern a loyal king’s man, Hornblower, touched his tallyho cap. As the glossy horses pranced by Merrion square Master Patrick Aloysius Dignam, waiting, saw salutes being given to the gent with the topper and raised also his new black cap with fingers greased by porksteak paper. His collar too sprang up. The viceroy, on his way to inaugurate the Mirus bazaar in aid of funds for Mercer’s hospital, drove with his following towards Lower Mount street. He passed a blind stripling opposite Broadbent’s. In Lower Mount street a pedestrian in a brown macintosh, eating dry bread, passed swiftly and unscathed across the viceroy’s path. At the Royal Canal bridge, from his hoarding, Mr Eugene Stratton, his blub lips agrin, bade all comers welcome to Pembroke township. At Haddington road corner two sanded women halted themselves, an umbrella and a bag in which eleven cockles rolled to view with wonder the lord mayor and lady mayoress without his golden chain. On Northumberland and Lansdowne roads His Excellency acknowledged punctually salutes from rare male walkers, the salute of two small schoolboys at the garden gate of the house said to have been admired by the late queen when visiting the Irish capital with her husband, the prince consort, in 1849 and the salute of Almidano Artifoni’s sturdy trousers swallowed by a closing door.

  Episode 11, Sirens

  In this episode, dominated by motifs of music, Bloom has dinner with Stephen’s uncle at a hotel, while Molly’s lover, Blazes Boylan, proceeds to his rendezvous with her. While dining, Bloom watches the seductive barmaids and listens to the singing of Stephen’s father and others.

  Bronze by gold heard the hoofirons, steelyringing Imperthnthn thnthnthn.

  Chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail, chips.

  Horrid! And gold flushed more.

  A husky fifenote blew.

  Blew. Blue bloom is on the.

  Goldpinnacled hair.

  A jumping rose on satiny breast of satin, rose of Castile.

  Trilling, trilling: Idolores.

  Peep! Who’s in the... peepofgold?

  Tink cried to bronze in pity.

  And a call, pure, long and throbbing. Longindying call.

  Decoy. Soft word. But look: the bright stars fade. Notes chirruping answer.

  O rose! Castile. The morn is breaking.

  Jingle jingle jaunted jingling.

  Coin rang. Clock clacked.

  Avowal. Sonnez. I could. Rebound of garter. Not leave thee. Smack. La cloche! Thigh smack. Avowal. Warm. Sweetheart, goodbye!

  Jingle. Bloo.

  Boomed crashi
ng chords. When love absorbs. War! War! The tympanum.

  A sail! A veil awave upon the waves.

  Lost. Throstle fluted. All is lost now.

  Horn. Hawhorn.

  When first he saw. Alas!

  Full tup. Full throb.

  Warbling. Ah, lure! Alluring.

  Martha! Come!

  Clapclap. Clipclap. Clappyclap.

  Goodgod henev erheard inall.

  Deaf bald Pat brought pad knife took up.

  A moonlit nightcall: far, far.

  I feel so sad. P. S. So lonely blooming.

  Listen!

  The spiked and winding cold seahorn. Have you the? Each, and for other, plash and silent roar.

  Pearls: when she. Liszt’s rhapsodies. Hissss.

  You don’t?

  Did not: no, no: believe: Lidlyd. With a cock with a carra.

  Black. Deepsounding. Do, Ben, do.

  Wait while you wait. Hee hee. Wait while you hee.

  But wait!

  Low in dark middle earth. Embedded ore.

  Naminedamine. Preacher is he:

  All gone. All fallen.

  Tiny, her tremulous fernfoils of maidenhair.

  Amen! He gnashed in fury.

  Fro. To, fro. A baton cool protruding.

  Bronzelydia by Minagold.

  By bronze, by gold, in oceangreen of shadow. Bloom. Old Bloom.

  One rapped, one tapped, with a carra, with a cock.

  Pray for him! Pray, good people!

  His gouty fingers nakkering.

  Big Benaben. Big Benben.

  Last rose Castile of summer left bloom I feel so sad alone.

  Pwee! Little wind piped wee.

  True men. Lid Ker Cow De and Doll. Ay, ay. Like you men. Will lift your tschink with tschunk.

  Fff! Oo!

  Where bronze from anear? Where gold from afar? Where hoofs?

  Rrrpr. Kraa. Kraandl.

  Then not till then. My eppripfftaph. Be pfrwritt.

  Done.

  Begin!

  Bronze by gold, miss Douce’s head by miss Kennedy’s head, over the crossblind of the Ormond bar heard the viceregal hoofs go by, ringing steel.

  — Is that her? asked miss Kennedy.

  Miss Douce said yes, sitting with his ex, pearl grey and eau de Nil.

  — Exquisite contrast, miss Kennedy said.

  When all agog miss Douce said eagerly:

  — Look at the fellow in the tall silk.

  — Who? Where? gold asked more eagerly.

  — In the second carriage, miss Douce’s wet lips said, laughing in the sun.

  He’s looking. Mind till I see.

  She darted, bronze, to the backmost corner, flattening her face against the pane in a halo of hurried breath.

  Her wet lips tittered:

  — He’s killed looking back.

  She laughed:

  — O wept! Aren’t men frightful idiots?

  With sadness.

  Miss Kennedy sauntered sadly from bright light, twining a loose hair behind an ear. Sauntering sadly, gold no more, she twisted twined a hair.

  Sadly she twined in sauntering gold hair behind a curving ear.

  — It’s them has the fine times, sadly then she said.

  A man.

  Bloowho went by by Moulang’s pipes bearing in his breast the sweets of sin, by Wine’s antiques, in memory bearing sweet sinful words, by Carroll’s dusky battered plate, for Raoul.

  The boots to them, them in the bar, them barmaids came. For them unheeding him he banged on the counter his tray of chattering china. And

  — There’s your teas, he said.

  Miss Kennedy with manners transposed the teatray down to an upturned lithia crate, safe from eyes, low.

  — What is it? loud boots unmannerly asked.

  — Find out, miss Douce retorted, leaving her spyingpoint.

  — Your beau, is it?

  A haughty bronze replied:

  — I’ll complain to Mrs de Massey on you if I hear any more of your impertinent insolence.

  — Imperthnthn thnthnthn, bootssnout sniffed rudely, as he retreated as she threatened as he had come.

  Bloom.

  On her flower frowning miss Douce said:

  — Most aggravating that young brat is. If he doesn’t conduct himself I’ll wring his ear for him a yard long.

  Ladylike in exquisite contrast.

  — Take no notice, miss Kennedy rejoined.

  She poured in a teacup tea, then back in the teapot tea. They cowered under their reef of counter, waiting on footstools, crates upturned, waiting for their teas to draw. They pawed their blouses, both of black satin, two and nine a yard, waiting for their teas to draw, and two and seven.

  Yes, bronze from anear, by gold from afar, heard steel from anear, hoofs ring from afar, and heard steelhoofs ringhoof ringsteel.

  — Am I awfully sunburnt?

  Miss bronze unbloused her neck.

  — No, said miss Kennedy. It gets brown after. Did you try the borax with the cherry laurel water?

  Miss Douce halfstood to see her skin askance in the barmirror gildedlettered where hock and claret glasses shimmered and in their midst a shell.

  — And leave it to my hands, she said.

  — Try it with the glycerine, miss Kennedy advised.

  Bidding her neck and hands adieu miss Douce

  — Those things only bring out a rash, replied, reseated. I asked that old fogey in Boyd’s for something for my skin.

  Miss Kennedy, pouring now a fulldrawn tea, grimaced and prayed:

  — O, don’t remind me of him for mercy’ sake!

  — But wait till I tell you, miss Douce entreated.

  Sweet tea miss Kennedy having poured with milk plugged both two ears with little fingers.

  — No, don’t, she cried.

  — I won’t listen, she cried.

  But Bloom?

  Miss Douce grunted in snuffy fogey’s tone:

  — For your what? says he.

  Miss Kennedy unplugged her ears to hear, to speak: but said, but prayed again:

  — Don’t let me think of him or I’ll expire. The hideous old wretch! That night in the Antient Concert Rooms.

  She sipped distastefully her brew, hot tea, a sip, sipped, sweet tea.

  — Here he was, miss Douce said, cocking her bronze head three quarters, ruffling her nosewings. Hufa! Hufa!

  Shrill shriek of laughter sprang from miss Kennedy’s throat. Miss Douce huffed and snorted down her nostrils that quivered imperthnthn like a snout in quest.

  — O! shrieking, miss Kennedy cried. Will you ever forget his goggle eye?

  Miss Douce chimed in in deep bronze laughter, shouting:

  — And your other eye!

  Bloowhose dark eye read Aaron Figatner’s name. Why do I always think Figather? Gathering figs, I think. And Prosper Lore’s huguenot name. By Bassi’s blessed virgins Bloom’s dark eyes went by. Bluerobed, white under, come to me. God they believe she is: or goddess. Those today. I could not see. That fellow spoke. A student. After with Dedalus’ son. He might be Mulligan. All comely virgins. That brings those rakes of fellows in: her white.

  By went his eyes. The sweets of sin. Sweet are the sweets.

  Of sin.

  In a giggling peal young goldbronze voices blended, Douce with Kennedy your other eye. They threw young heads back, bronze gigglegold, to let freefly their laughter, screaming, your other, signals to each other, high piercing notes.

  Ah, panting, sighing, sighing, ah, fordone, their mirth died down.

  Miss Kennedy lipped her cup again, raised, drank a sip and gigglegiggled. Miss Douce, bending over the teatray, ruffled again her nose and rolled droll fattened eyes. Again Kennygiggles, stooping, her fair pinnacles of hair, stooping, her tortoise napecomb showed, spluttered out of her mouth her tea, choking in tea and laughter, coughing with choking, crying:

  — O greasy eyes! Imagine being married to a man like that! she cried. With his bit of beard!r />
  Douce gave full vent to a splendid yell, a full yell of full woman, delight, joy, indignation.

  — Married to the greasy nose! she yelled.

  Shrill, with deep laughter, after, gold after bronze, they urged each each to peal after peal, ringing in changes, bronzegold, goldbronze, shrilldeep, to laughter after laughter. And then laughed more. Greasy I knows. Exhausted, breathless, their shaken heads they laid, braided and pinnacled by glossycombed, against the counterledge. All flushed (O!), panting, sweating (O!), all breathless.

  Married to Bloom, to greaseabloom.

  — O saints above! miss Douce said, sighed above her jumping rose. I wished

  I hadn’t laughed so much. I feel all wet.

  — O, miss Douce! miss Kennedy protested. You horrid thing!

  And flushed yet more (you horrid!), more goldenly.

  By Cantwell’s offices roved Greaseabloom, by Ceppi’s virgins, bright of their oils. Nannetti’s father hawked those things about, wheedling at doors as I. Religion pays. Must see him for that par. Eat first. I want. Not yet. At four, she said. Time ever passing. Clockhands turning. On. Where eat? The Clarence, Dolphin. On. For Raoul. Eat. If I net five guineas with those ads. The violet silk petticoats. Not yet. The sweets of sin.

  Flushed less, still less, goldenly paled.

  Into their bar strolled Mr Dedalus. Chips, picking chips off one of his rocky thumbnails. Chips. He strolled.

  — O, welcome back, miss Douce.

  He held her hand. Enjoyed her holidays?

  — Tiptop.

  He hoped she had nice weather in Rostrevor.

  — Gorgeous, she said. Look at the holy show I am. Lying out on the strand all day.

  Bronze whiteness.

  — That was exceedingly naughty of you, Mr Dedalus told her and pressed her hand indulgently. Tempting poor simple males.

  Miss Douce of satin douced her arm away.

  — O go away! she said. You’re very simple, I don’t think.

  He was.

  — Well now I am, he mused. I looked so simple in the cradle they christened me simple Simon.

  — You must have been a doaty, miss Douce made answer. And what did the doctor order today?